Have you guys seen this real life clip of the guy that was trapped in an elevator in the McGraw Hill building (Murph's building) for 41 hours??? The Clip is HERE if you haven't.
Check out this parody video of what that would have been like...with diarrhea.
Trapped in an Elevator...With Diarrhea - Watch more free videos
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Trapped in an elevator for 41 hours....with diarrhea
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Prince covers "Creep"
This is Prince covering Radiohead's "Creep" at Coachella. Not the best video, but the best audio I could find.... Really sick.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Nicholas Cage HATES Women
I may have posted this before, but on a rainy day, some unintentional comedy never hurts. Enjoy this montage of Nicholas Cage assaulting unsuspecting females. This is even funnier if you have not seen this film and the montage is totally context-free.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
My Morning Jacket, "Evil Urges"
Sometimes I forget about My Morning Jacket. Then they put out a new album and become my favorite band once again for about six months. This is the new single and first track from their forthcoming album "Evil Urges", which is out June 10 on ATO Records. I have heard the album, and if you think this track is a little weird, with the Prince-esque falsetto vocals pushed WAY out into the front of the mix like Jim James is leading his compatriots in a Mighty Ducks style "flying v", you're going to be blown away by the rest of the songs. I would call the production on the album "decadent" and/or "saucy", like dark chocolate or aged gouda with a side of sexy time. The album is overflowing with the kind of musical ideas that sometimes pop into my mind when I am really, really (insert drug reference here) and I just think "How could I possibly explain that to somebody?" Only My Morning Jacket took those ideas and laid them to tape. Basically, there is plenty more Prince, Tom Waits, Hall & Oates, etc. where this came from. It's almost like My Morning Jacket made a Ween album. Almost...
My Morning Jacket have planned "An Evening with My Morning Jacket" for June 20th at Radio City Music Hall, and it's all sold out.
Friday, April 25, 2008
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
I take back everything I have said up to this point. The concert of the summer, June 21, a Saterday.......DANGER!!!!!!!!!! at Webster Hall (lame I know but still). More details soon but it's on his myspace. Check it HERE.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Penis theft panic hits city...
Thanks Brown for this article...this is totally raddichio. Full link HERE
By Joe Bavier
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)
New LIFELIKE
Some new LIFELIKE tracks for you all today. He is rumored to be coming to the US this spring. If so, be ready for an amazing night, this guy just destroys. Thumbs up.
CAZALS ~ Somebody Somewhere (Lifelike remix)
Does It Offend You, Yeah? ~ Epic Last Song (Lifelike remix)
Thanks to Brooklyn Vegan for the tracks.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
King of Spring footage
So the King of Spring Contest took place last Saturday (was moved from Sunday) and appears to have been a raging sucess. I, unfortunately, missed the event, but enjoyed the footage from it. Congrats to Billy Rohan for sucessfully putting this comp together....this looked like fun.
The song in this video is pretty amazing too.
Bill Burr hates Philly
Hillary Clinton won the Democratic primary in Pennsylvania yesterday, so I thought that would be a perfect opportunity to remind everyone how much Pennsylvania (particularly Philly) sucks.
The following is a clip from Opie and Anthony's traveling virus. Comedian Bill Burr took the stage in Philly, to do his normal set, and was instantaneously boo'd by the crowd. So he abandoned his set, and did a full 11 minute, IMPROV set, about how much he hates Philly and people from Philly. The video/sound quality is unfortunately somewhat poor...but this is true stand-up comedic genius.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Russ Chimes - Promo Mix
Another great mix from Valerie that I just spotted today. This time it's done by Russ Chimes and it's still as rad as you could expect. Check it.
Russ Chimes - Promo Mix
Playlist :
Neon Haze Intro - Russ Chimes
Fun Punch (Bag Raiders Remix) - Bag Raiders
She's Got The Heat (Russ vs Yelle Edit) - Russ Chimes
Bmx - Xinobi
BBoy Underground - Digikid 84
Nil By Mouth (Knightlife Remix) - Bag Raiders
Waiting So Long - Sidechains
Aerius Light - DatA
All Systems (Russ's Blackbox Edit) - Knightlife
All the Girls Around The World (Klever Remix) - Blaqstarr
Mulsanne (Russ's Estefan Live Edit) - Russ Chimes
Get Free (Mstrkrft Remix) - New Young Pony Club (vs Wayfarer - Kavinsky)
One Inch Badge Pin (Bag Raiders Remix) - Muscles
Turn Your Body On (Russ Chimes Remix) - Sidechains
Wow (Mstrfkrft Remix) - Kylie
11h30 - Danger
What's That Sound - Les Rhytmes Digitales
Lights And Music (Moulinex Remix) - Cut Copy
Afterburner (Russ's Greece2000 Live Edit) - Russ Chimes
Minitel Rose - Alone in the Future Mix
Minitel Rose has a mix out titled Alone in the Future. I found this via Valerie. This shit is from the future. Minitel Rose selects some great tracks. Anything that starts off with Alan Braxe and Fred Falke for their second song is OK in my book. This is the kinda music you listen to and say "where we are going...we don't need roads." Enjoy.
Minitel Rose - Alone in the Future
Playlist:
Cristal Runner – Tally Isham *
Kelly (Alan Braxe and Fred Falke Remix) – Van She
L'Amour et la Violence – Sebastien Tellier
She's Gone – Risky *
Veridis Quo – Daft Punk
Black Balance – College *
Love Juice – SymbolOne *
Hearts on Fire – Cut Copy
So Electric – Lifelike
Vulcania – Phonder *
L'Atelier – François de Roubaix
Road to Recovery – Midnight Juggernauts
Looking for Love – Maethelvin *
Deep in the Forest – Keenhouse *
Outro from « Troupeau Bleu » - Cortex
GBH 10 Years
GBH is having a throw down event for their 10 year anniversary. Congrats to them. Lucky for us MSTRKRFT will be doing their anniversary party and we all get to rock out at Webster. Sweet. Should be a very good time. Go there to support GBH and MSTRKRFT and have a good time, can't go wrong.
Alex English will also be doing at set that night so get there a little early. Can't wait.
Tickets
Grizzly Bear on Conan "While You Wait for the Others"
Grizzly Bear took their new song "While You Wait for the Others" to Conan yesterday. I am very excited not only for their new album but also seeing them this summer with Radiohead et al. Nice.
John Daly is the MAN
Enough already about Tiger... He's a really good golfer, he has a really hot wife, and he's really rich....WE GET IT. I would just way rather party with John Daly....that's all
Big thanks to Andy.....he sent these to me a week ago and I just got around to them tonight. Truly amazing..... especially the last one.
John Daly partying with some Cougar
NOT SAFE FOR WORK.....don't press play unless you can see boobs (male and female)
Stevie Wonder - Superstition (Justice Remix)
Nice. Who doesn't love Stevie Wonder.
UPDATE: Yes Jeff, I should have noted, it is only 11 seconds, we can only hope the full version or a full version is released soon.
Stevie Wonder - Superstition (Justice Remix)
Friday, April 18, 2008
We Rock Music 003
Great tracks courtesy of Solidgoldberger
For The Floorz - "Time Limited/Body Angels"
Time Limited
Body Angels
Hahahah....wow
This clip is absolutely amazing. I need to see this movie. Garey Busey AND A.C Slater!?!! A+
Thank you FilmDrunk.com
All Grown Up
I'm heading over to Kenny's Castaway tonight with my "friend" to see his buddies band All Grown Up. These 5 guys hail out of Long Island, NY, and I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt because they have a song called "Patti Mayonaise Doug Funnie", and well, that's just an indisputable solid name for a song. They're songs are pretty money too. I foresee a lot of headbanging. Check 'em out if your in town, or call me if you feel like going.
Check out this Footy, and check out their MySpace Page to get a feel of what you're in for. Show starts at 10pm.
I know I know
I know, no music, but this video is just so terrific. I have posted it before but it's amazing.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Dreamtard Salute to Good Ideas - Stealing Alligators
Thanks Brown and Tyler Durden for the news on this idiot.
By RICHARD STEWARTCopyright 2008 Houston Chronicle
ANGLETON — When William Johnson made a couple of suspicious U-Turns at the intersection of Texas 35 and 288 early Sunday a state trooper pulled him over.
Then the trooper noticed a 6-foot alligator contentedly riding next to the back window of Johnson's car. Johnson said he found the gator on the side of a road
Read the full article HERE
I've seen the Crocodile Hunter go through ridiculous measures to capture a "croc" and get him in a tow truck. That process usually involved several people, a rope, industrial strength duct tape, tight khaki shorts, and over-use of Australian slang. How the hell did this idiot get this Gator into his car by himself? Someone, seriously, give this guy a show.
Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight
Holy crap I have listened to this album almost non-stop since I first heard it. Their song "Good Arm vs. Bad Arm" has been essentially on repeat. It's awesome. Here is their myspace, that song is not up there but rest assured the second I find it I will let you know. It's terrific.
Frightened Rabbit
UPDATE: FOUND IT!!!
Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight at Pop Headwound
Rodney Mullen
I just got this video sent to me in an email from a co-worker who said, "Yo, have you ever seen this guy? He's amazing! Who is he?"
This is a video of Rodney Mullen, who is a certifiable God on Earth in the world of skateboarding. He invented nearly every single trick in skateboarding, most notably the flatgound ollie. I would even go so far as to say his contribution to skateboarding surpasses any other athletes contribution to their respective sport. Rodney Mullen is to skateboarding as Takeru Kobayashi is to competitive hot dog eating in 2001.....only better. Beat THAT.
Check out this amazing footage, but beware. I, personally had to turn the sound off, because the song in this video makes me want to slice open my scrotum sack with a poorly manufactured Snap Bracelet...but I guess it's cool if you like it.
Now check out THIS God on Earth.
"Remember Kids, if you're walking home and you see downed power lines... Eat a lot of hot dogs really fast."
Good Song Thanks to that Asshole HipsterRunoff
This was on hipsterrunoff and I liked it. Check it out. Maybe you will like it too. Yeah that's right, I stole your graphic too. Deal. Seriously though I like HipsterRunoff, funny, cool, whacky, awesome, site. Respect.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Xavier De Rosnay - Le Royale
So Saturday night myself and couple friends headed over to Le Royale to give them another shot and see if Xavier De Rosnay could show us a good time. Le Royale, the staff, and the people at GBH could not have been any cooler. It was no where near as crowded and annoying as it had been for Busy P. The experience itself was much more fun. Xavier's set however, was great, but very predictable. I wanted something different and maybe just a little more out of the guy, how many times can I hear the Phantom II (Soulwax Mix). It just seemed a little tired, the only highlights for me were at the end when he threw in some new tracks, some classics, and some rock and really surprised people and had fun with it. Most of the tracks however, were just sort of expected even if they were new. It felt like he was just going through the motions. Don't get me wrong, it was still fun but I think Busy P had a better set when he played there last time. Alex English was terrific as always at getting the party started. I was only able to see about half of his set but it was fun and he got people excited for the night which is always needed. Happy Birthday by the way, again. So that's pretty much all I want to write about that. If Busy P's set last time was an A, which it was, Xaviers was a B/B- and GBH gets an A+ for the total turn around from last time. I will be back to Le Royale for sure.
SebastiAn - Motor + Momy + Army
Not a HUGE fan of motor, but I really like the other two. Enjoy.
SebastiAn - Momy
SebastiAn - Army
UPDATE: Thanks Campz for the heads up on this link. I had heard this track but was not able to find a link to something I could post. This is seriously hard stuff so listener beware. It's great, don't get me wrong, but its electronic Iron Maiden.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Thanks again, New York Noise...
...for yet another song that will be stuck in my head for 3 months. I've played it three times tonight already. Here's Basia Bulat with "In The Night". She's Canadian, obviously. Cool video...
Red Foxxx on Karmaloop w/ Fools Gold Crew
Once again Red Foxxx shows up on our radar as he interviews the Fools Gold crew in Miami getting Nick to talk about all the upcoming projects coming out of this all star label. Nice.
So you like dance music huh 'gate?
A little fucking pumpkin pie hair cutted idiot who smells like ass all the time, told me that this weekend at a nameless liberal arts college some people were seriously getting down to everyones favorite Kanye DJ A-Trak and his mix CD "Dirty South Dance."
Mixes are really great, if they are done well. I think the reason people like "Dirty South Dance" is because it's familiar and there are tracks in there that people recognize. So, with that said, here are two great mixes with tracks you don't recognize.
I will post DSD (that's cool blog talk for Dirty South Dance) later as well as a discussion regarding Xavier De Rosnay's set at Le Royale, I have mixed emotions. Till then. 
DJ Never Forget Strangers Into Friends: A Brooklyn Summer Story
Track List
For Those Who Come In Late | The Phantom's Revenge
This Boys In Love (Lifelike Remix) | The Presets
Lauren From Glebe (Damage Edit) | Muscles
Disco Lies (Spencer And Hill Remix) | Moby
Lights & Music (Moulinex Remix) | Cut Copy
Moving Forward (Designer Dr*Gs Remix) | Protokoll
You Don't Know Me (GRUM Remix) | Armand Van Helden
I love the Bloody Beetroots | The Bloody Beetroots
What's It Gonna Be (Thomas Gold Remix) | H 'Two' O feat. Platnum
Control (LA Riots Remix V3) | Kid Sister
Baby (Breakbot Remix) | PNAU
Felix Cartel - No Love Lost Records Mix