L.A's famous upscale, trendy, and ridiculous hotel, the Mondrian, is making it's long-awaited debut in NYC's downtown area of SoHo. The Mondrian, most notably occupied for a month by Vincent Chase and Eric on HBO's "Entourage", will open up it's flagship hotel in New York City in late 2009. In similar fashion to other SoHo hotels, the Mondrian will be on the cutting edge of hotel architecture, and push the limit on overnight rates. At $535 a room, per night, The Mondrian will be the only hotel in SoHo with views of the Hudson. At prices like this, The Mondrian will be sure to attract the wealthiest, most famous d-bags in New York, and probably get a few mentions on Page Six when Britney Spears stays there after a night of drinking, drugging, and overall being a stellar parent.
Renderings give you an idea of what the hotel will look like. (Note the rendering HAD to include the hipster drinking coffee and smoking cigarrettes on the street, judging people as they walk in and out)
This is what the bar/lobby area will look like. The light fixtures on the walls are actually motorized arms that light up and move as somebody walks by them. COME ON!!!
This is a rendering of a room in the Mondrian. This will look similar to the room that the NYC Police will eventually find Lindsay Lohan in, naked and dead in a pool of her own vomit and tears. (Not shown in photo: Lindsay's father pumping his fists and yelling, "Cha-Ching!")
2 comments:
Very fun description.
FAIL.
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